"the Truth" About Bra Sizes

Have you guys ever wondered about the true meaning of the different bra sizes? Well, look no further - after intensive research, I have come up with the answer

A - Almost breasts
B- Barely breasts
C - Can't complain
D - Damn!DD - Double Damn!
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a Reduction!!
H - Help!

I am about to tip overSo true, isn't it? He he.

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Who is fooling who?

An old man once assembled a group of young children under a tree to tell them stories.He said "Back i the days there was this big tree in the center of the village.Blacksmiths sit under the tree to do their work. The tree was so big at the base that if a Blacksmith is hitting a metal on one side, another will not hear him at the other side." The children stared at him in astonishment. But one among them knew it was all lies but courtesy will not allow him to say it to the old man's face.

The boy then said he too has a story to tell, the old man urged him on. He went "The other when we went out hunting, we saw this giant bird. The bird was so big that when it spread its wing to fly, a kind of darkness covered the whole forest" The old man was truely baffled and said,"You are very Lucky to ahve seen such a sight at your very tender age. Only God knows where that big a bird will nest?" The bot Quickly rotorted "Probably on that big tree that was in the middle of the village."

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What Is Politics

Boy: Dad, what's politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. Ihave all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll callher the government. We'll call the maid theworking class, you are the people, and your babybrother is the future. Do you understand now son?

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

That night the boy wakes up because his babybrother is crying. He goes in and finds out he'ssoiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom butshe's asleep he goes in to the maids room butshe's in there having sex with his dad. He bangson the door but no one can hear him.

The next day, Son: Dad I understand politics now.

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own wordsson.

Son: The management is screwing the working classwhile the government is fast asleep. The peopleare being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

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Disneyland In China

Question: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
Answer: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

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A Snake Bite On The Twelfth Moon Doesn't Bite

During the Sui Dynasty (581-618), there lived a clever man who spoke with a slight stutter. Whenever the Minister Yang Su felt bored and listless, he would invite this man over to have a chat. One evening toward the close of the year when they sat facing each other, Yang asked him more in jest than in earnest: " Supposing you find yourself in a pit ten feet deep and ten feet in circumference, how would you get out?"

The man lowered his head, meditating for some time, and asked: " Is there a 1-1-ladder?"

"No," replied Yang. " I wouldn't have asked you if there were a ladder."

Again the man lowered his head meditating. Some time later, he inquired: " In br-br-broad daylight? Or at n-n-night?"

" No need to ask whether it's in broad daylight or at night," replied Yang." The question is how would you get out."

" I'm not blind," reported the man. " If it isn't after night-fall, how the hell could I fall into it?"

At that Yang burst out laughing and followed up with another question: " Supposing you were a general sent to a small city besieged by an enemy tens of thousands strong. The garrison there numbered less than one thousand, and the provisions would suffice only for a few days. What would you do?"

The man hung down his head, pondering over the problem for a long time. Then he asked: " Any re-reinforcements for-forthcoming?"

" No, " replied Yang, " that's why I asked you."

After muttering to himself for a good while, the man raised his head and said: " If the situation is as you said, I'm afraid we're just about done for."

At that Yang burst into laughter again and then put to the man the last question: " I know you're a very capable man and there's scarcely anything you can't do. It so happened that someone in my family got bitten today by a snake. Will you see to the snake bite?"

" Well," said the man in response," go to the south wall and get hold of some s-snow which fell on the fifth day of the fifth moon. Ap-apply it to the bite, and he'll get well in no time."

" But," protested Yang, " it never snows in the fifth moon."

" No," the man agreed. " In the twelfth moon, where can you find a snake that bites?"

Much amused by his remarks, Yang Su let the man go.

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